Welcome to KammerCards, the Gift Shop of the Museum of Institutional Ephemera (MOIE).
The museum was established in 2017 as a Wunderkammer (Wonder Cabinet) featuring a curated selection of upcycled immaterial artifacts gleaned from (generously licensed) 3D model warehouses and open source vertex pushers, rendered in realtime, covered in interwebs, laced with memedust, doused in several coats of narrative lacquer, cut with Prisma and weighed by the Instagram.
The origins of the museum are shrouded in shrouds, and the co-directors of the Museum, Mr. Chad Oberg and Mr. Chip Poutine, are somewhat tight-lipped. Mostly because they don’t know either. Actually they do but that’s a whole other story. In the meantime, however, both personally guarantee the contents of the museum are virtually legit.
To carry the concept further, the Museum is pleased to offer limited edition collectible digital trading cards. Your ownership is verified by the Ethereum blockchain. Because of this, you are able to transfer and or resell your ownership rights to others and hence, it’s a trading card!
Before you make a purchase (from a real company with tax registration and everything), you also need to have a wallet to hold them. We recommend the Lumi Collect app for your mobile device as the easiest way to do this. By tapping the ‘receive’ button in the app your wallet address will appear.
At checkout time, copy this into the “Wallet Address” field and that’s where we’ll send the cards. A video would be helpful. We’re working on it 🙂
The Museum and KammerCard projects owe a debt of gratitude to the OGs: The Museum of Jurassic Technology, Rare Pepes, Spells of Genesis, and CurioCards. Special thanks to the contributors to the SketchUp 3D Warehouse, OpenSimulator, and Blender3D.
Oh, and about those guys, Mr. Oberg is a humble public servant and licensed Architect in the Canadian province of Alberta. He uses lots of air quotes and says he has a high tolerance for ambiguity. Mr. Poutine is his Second Life avatar, who as of the past few years has been hanging out way more in OpenSim. Perhaps some day he’ll emigrate to Sansar, High Fidelity, and the next generation of nauseating VR platforms.
Interested in contributing your own KammerCards for the collection? Feel free to get in touch via the Contact page and thanks again for your support.